We OPENED A Free BOX FORT PET STORE!

i don't know about this that is a snake 
bro i think today is the perfect day   to open up papa jake's very own pet 
store he's just escaped he's escaped   no no no phil we can't run a pet store if all our 
pets came we are going to have all the pets i'm   talking skunks i'm talking parrots i'm talking 
ferrets i'm talking bunnies every pet that you   could possibly want all from the comfort of my 
home one last thing she has to like hockey goalies i really do not want to go into jake's room 
it's scary i know but we have to keep going just down there what is this he's sleeping jake is a snorer pinky ricky i specifically told you to never enter my room   jake i have come to disturb your slumber 
in the box fort chambers because of one   important thing and what might that be you've 
been very good lately and you deserve a pet   a pet you mean it like a real living pet i 
can get any pet i want this is great pigs   jake what's going on brother fix this i 
can get a pet a real pet real life pet what is wrong with you two well good thing 
for you logan i pre-dressed last night   and create so i'm ready to go jake's 
obviously not in sound mind right now   but if you guys are new to the channel make sure 
to subscribe hit the like button and say what   in the comments down below so as of right 
now my first pick is probably a horse gotcha   but then after a horse maybe a tiger or giraffe 
if they have one i don't know where we're gonna   put the giraffes it's got a really long neck 
or a panda i don't know i'm like so excited   having a pet is a lot like having a baby it 
requires all of us to work together as parents   all four of us with our unique talents phil 
you are skilled at cleaning the pet's poo yeah break the window what are we gonna name 
it phil no phil jr no senior see what happened   was logan saw me in 2022 he said jake right 
there he's responsible he deserves a pet so if   you guys at home are looking to get a pet from 
your parents show them how responsible you are   jake you sleep in every day you leave poo 
in the toilet yes but i sleep in responsibly   what about the pool in the toilets there's 
no poo in the toilets guys yeah there is   this is always fake news guys why are we stopping 
at mcdonald's we came here for one reason that's   to get me a pet not mcdonald's no pet hey can i 
get 30 uh chicken nuggets no three mcflurries uh   in a small fry say we're going mcdonald's might as 
well load up with mcdonald's who needs 30 nuggets okay hey chicken nuggets let's go logan you can't bring nuggets into the store 
dude you mix the nugget with the mcflurry logan i don't think that fish is the 
right option for me i don't exactly like   going in water and i mean if i start 
swimming around these guys they might   swim in the places i don't want them to 
no i think we go for something more furry   dude some of these fish are awesome i think 
these are free samples they're just in a cup   i don't think that's true but have you ever 
wanted to eat a dog bone or is that just me   look davis's experienced level beginner look 
at him oh he's so cute hey buddy we are not   getting a snake why not a snake logan what's 
wrong with snakes they're furry they're fluffy it's a bird what if it flies away dude these are like mini house hippopotamuses 
hey buddy they're skinny pigs i didn't know   this but if you ever wanted to see what a baby 
pig looks like this is what they look like and   then they grow to pig size yo this is like the 
fluffiest little guinea pig ever i think that's   it i think we call them cookies and cream so uh 
what are you thinking jake i don't know man to   be honest with you uh this place kind of sucks 
not the biggest selection i wanted a horse i   wanted it's the biggest pet store we have yeah but 
where the horses were the tigers we want you can   sam over here best i got is a little turpy bird 
take it two minutes ago you were in love with   a hamster and you wanted it that was a syrian 
guinea pig but if i get one chance at getting   an animal i know that i should go big which is 
why maybe i open my own pet store i love all   the animals snakes rabbits tigers bears i'm gonna 
open my own pet store are you with me are you out   all right we're doing it guys we will show up 
petsmart no you are not the greatest pet store the   only problem is we're probably gonna need a lot 
of supplies if we're building our own pet store   so guys we should go back in and get pet supplies 
but after that we're never coming back here all right guys check it out this is going to 
be the place we build papa jake's pets psp   no wow i am not good at grammar we are going to 
be turning this massive box fort into the ultimate   pet store we are going to have real people 
come in here and buy it what are you doing   nothing but here's the catch we're gonna have 
some of the coolest pets that you have never   seen before there's always another catch 
and i know just the guy to do it phil   i'm trying these cracks for the shop phil oh daddy what are you guys if we're gonna do this 
we gotta work together look   a pet store isn't a pet store without animals phil 
do you think you can find us some very exotic and   awesome animals i know a guy all right guys so 
check it out the papa jake's pets store is finally   complete so the box fort pet store is complete we 
built it but jake where are the animals they're   coming logan phil's guy is delivering them one 
at a time hopefully they're not using dhl because   those animals are not going to come in one shape 
he's an animal see i got the first stain ears are   so flappy what is it so soft is it a cat no it's 
a bunny it's an easter bunny he's got the biggest   big ears do you see poo chocolate when it poos 
phil you should taste it make sure it's chocolate   that looks like a cat funny phil that's 
not no it's not a cat it's a piece of fur   it's a bunny i'm telling 
you this is got a face and this is the fluffiest thing i've ever held in 
my entire life i told you this is the best day   of my life i get all the animals oh jake we're 
selling these animals guys as we get new animals   in the store be sure to leave a comment down 
below which one is your favorite because i   think phil has a lot more coming furball flat 
flap black black you can't do that no flap flap   don't go in there no don't mess with fluffy 
you flat flap work on making chocolate eggs jake i'm freaking out i'm 
freaking out [ __ ] free snakes   oh i'm gonna call these guys the caffeine 
brothers because they are jumpy i'm sure those aren't bunnies and those are 
ferrous because these are jumping around   like bunnies that thing's not moving it looks 
like a pillow he looks just like the pillow   he's just escaped he's escaped okay   he's stopping jake we are not equipped this 
is why we're not supposed to have a pet store   the pet store logan ah no no no no no no no no no 
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no   no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no 
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh   logan phil the hairy snake is touching the pillow 
phil you didn't do a good job at taping this box   what do you want me to do we can't run 
a pet store all right back in back in   yo hey oh what is that this right here that's a bunny   is it chinchilla no it's a bunny it can 
jump up to six feet what does that mean   it is pretty cute it's definitely very fluffy 
again guys let us know in the comments which   one you think is the best also let us 
little phil's lying to us and some of   these animals are not what he's saying 
here it's like a pokemon go pikachu go   this is awesome i think this is going to be 
like my like a piece of clothing i put on that's so bad that's awful no no no no i meant 
like like he'll be my sidekick that sits on my   shoulder like a piece of clothes they're alive 
like what it's gonna live on my shoulder okay   oh yeah what's up this is my bro up here jumpy 
all right guys this is turning more into a zoo   than a pet store we gotta get our act together 
jake everyone is where they should be one of the   caffeine brothers is under the blanket but that's 
okay i think he likes it logan can i talk to you   for a minute yeah what's up i'm gonna need your 
help oh guys we haven't escaped jake it's okay   yeah sorry um i'm way too scared of this next 
damn little you're gonna need to go get it   yo yo i don't know about 
this oh that is a snake bruh   i don't think we're prepared i do 
not like snakes no i didn't want one this is a big snake it's a bowl constrictor 
is this a full constrictor i don't know but   it looks like it's going to kill 
you is it poisonous got a black   tongue that means it's poisonous logan do 
not come close but i say it's safe right jake jake i feel his tail moving it's starting to 
get kind of tight around my neck what if he goes   in there and he's fluffy why don't we just let 
him back into the wild preferably our neighbor's   garage and we'll go from there i think he's really 
nice jake he's wrapping himself around me like   a big hug why is your face turning around jake 
he's going inside my sweater yeah dude he's gonna   be get himself at all all right for now logan why 
don't we put him in the super secure pen we'll   leave him in there until someone if anyone 
wants to buy this yeah running a pet store   is a lot of work guys you gotta look after the 
pets you gotta feed the pets we gotta stop the   pets from fighting each other they're actually 
like pokemon out here they're going on battles okay the snake is in solitary 
confinement do we have any other   animals what is that phil that's a skunk 
oh no no no guys guys guys they're being just don't startle it phil that thing goes off and 
sprays us it's a bomb though this operation's over   look logan's caught the hang of it doesn't 
smell yet it will look at those little ears   i don't think they're allowed to be pets all 
right little skunky we're gonna be best friends   oh logan jake i'm glad you finally like him cause 
guess what we got two more oh my those have peed   and pooed everywhere oh my wow phil they have 
really oh wow all right guys i think it is finally   time that we can open up the papa jake pet store 
jake i have one more animal i bring you a parrot   okay we are a legit pet store apparently he can 
talk look at him and he eats cheerios just like us   he doesn't talk phil he does are you sure he 
talks hello phil my chinchilla talks more than   this parrot hello what's going on parrot no phil 
it doesn't talk but oh it's fine we can still have   a parrot it's a really cool animal we'll just have 
to say it's a non-talking parrot i didn't want to   stay in front of phil logan but we got a serious 
problem with this parent dude what's wrong with   the parrot he doesn't talk no one wants a parrot 
that doesn't talk dude that is not true i got   someone right now who will buy a pair i mean at 
this point logan he's basically a glorified pigeon   are you kidding look at those colors he's 
beautiful yeah yeah no i got one i got a   pair big sanding all right this is so exciting 
yes everyone in their places chinchilla ferrets   everyone calm down go into the door hello and 
welcome to papa jake's pet shop guys i need   a talented bird for my animal talent show that i 
plan on running i'm looking for the perfect parrot   i am so sorry we have other animals such as 
chinchillas and long neck snake things literally   when i called i asked for parrots not ferrets 
we have one parrot but he's kind of broken so   you do have parrots not just ferrets we do have 
parrots we do have parrots he wants a parrot he's never made that noise before he 
doesn't talk he wants it for a talent show   hey are you the bird that doesn't talk hi oh my gosh can you cough what she does 
sound effects does she sing i don't know   phil you weren't lying it's a real 
parrot i thought you was a pigeon she does opera gee this parrot's awesome can 
talk maybe he was just scared because of logan   one last thing she has to like hockey 
girly scopes oh i'm soul how much is she   i i don't even know oh my gosh she's a sport 
lover but we never even discussed prices i   don't even know how much you sell animals for 
i don't know she was pretty expensive how much   did you buy these for i don't know it was all on 
your visa how much phil there were a couple zeros   how did she know she knows everything 
uh the birthday singing is an extra fee   uh so all together that'll be six hundred dollars   i have a cheerio that also will work 
you know what that quickly fly away did we just get a board stolen away from us look 
the parrot might be gone at least we got a cheerio   that pair was really cool though yeah i mean 
you couldn't talk to us so whatever it's fine   logan your friend still won't pair it from us 
but we're gonna let that slide everyone has   issues like that i don't really know what's 
going on right now i'm a bit confused   this is kind of like running the mcdonald's 
all over again i don't think it's going that   great okay it's fine it's fine everyone's 
pulled together is that thing on fire   i don't know what is going on what is 
that noise yeah i get the brian shield   did you know he was in danger but with animals 
running around how do you think it's going i mean it's hard dude like having an animal 
store how are we supposed to sell a snake no no jumpy we're not gonna eat 
the snake sup principal pete sir thank you so much for coming to papa 
jake's pet store and incorporated wow you're   very strong ripping my hand 
uh i need a pet that's strong   big and kind of scary for the kids 
i know exactly what you need flappy this is what they call the cadillac of bunnies 
high performance extreme fluffiness and has a   face that will scare any child why are you scaring 
child although that's very cute it's not what i   need jake what about the snake i need something 
scary big slimy kind of green maybe yellow maybe   black i don't know why are you trying to scare 
kids are you actually you know what never mind   phil get the snake you're a new pet oh yeah oh 
that's what i'm talking about now is that strong   for you that's scary and strong why is it looking 
at me like this no no that's a good statement yeah   that is a good thing okay wrap it around my arm i 
will definitely scare children have you never read   a pet store before oh my gosh the chinchilla 
is out uh just one second jumpy dummy 280   and she's all yours she also can probably crack 
nutcrackers open for you like a nutcracker when   you got crack the nut open yeah this snake looks 
sufficient enough for me i think that'll just do   just fine all right thanks for the business thanks 
for the snake guys the snake's gone we did it guys   all right i'm back what'd i miss you're gonna be 
so proud we just sold the steak what snake's gone   our third customer where's jake he who's going 
to find you hello there oh do you need a hand   yes please my name is miss mcgillicuddy 
miss mcgillicuddy nice to see you again   i saw there was a pet store and as an old lady 
i'm very lonely well you've come to the right   place we got lots of fuzzy animals that will keep 
you company let me just come around the front oh oh my gosh someone's attacking me that was great take a reset got lots of fuzzy animals here check 
it out i'm curious about this horse that's a bunny   what can i ride the bunny definitely not with 
your weight okay there's nothing in this one   we have been selling animals they are flying off 
the shelf we got a chinchilla here that's a mouse   and i will not own them what about the caffeine 
brothers what are they why are they so long it kind of feels like a snake no we just 
sold the snake unfortunately i don't want   snakes either are you sure this is even real i 
need like something like a cat do you have cats   perfect show me the way right over 
here we have our beautiful cats   right in there those arm are majestic 
cats and very well trained do they meow yeah that's a cat skunk if you want a cat 
by all means oh wow they smell a little bit   they do smell a little skunky phil can you 
help me bring it to my car okay do something   new every day you don't pick up a skunk cat 
daddy day every day you keep saying skunk but   there's no skunks here no these are beautiful 
cats okay cat oh kitty cat oh oh are you sure   you know what you're doing phil just pick it 
up like a baby are you licensed cat sellers there you go your very own cat i'm gonna 
name you oreo because you're beautiful and   sweet and you have beautiful cat feet 
here you go look at his feet if you're   coming home to a new home better than 
this place this place is horrible okay all right i'm back what i miss why is the skunk 
out he actually just sold one jake what how did he   sell a skunk miss mcgill cuddy she thought it was 
a cat it was awesome you sold a skunk to an old   lady and told her it was a cat all right well guys 
i think this is where we are going to wrap up papa   jake's pet store i hope you guys enjoyed the video 
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know what your favorite pet was in the comment   section down below and of course as always we'll 
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