We OPENED A Free BOX FORT PET STORE!
i don't know about this that is a snake
bro i think today is the perfect day to open up papa jake's very own pet
store he's just escaped he's escaped no no no phil we can't run a pet store if all our
pets came we are going to have all the pets i'm talking skunks i'm talking parrots i'm talking
ferrets i'm talking bunnies every pet that you could possibly want all from the comfort of my
home one last thing she has to like hockey goalies i really do not want to go into jake's room
it's scary i know but we have to keep going just down there what is this he's sleeping jake is a snorer pinky ricky i specifically told you to never enter my room jake i have come to disturb your slumber
in the box fort chambers because of one important thing and what might that be you've
been very good lately and you deserve a pet a pet you mean it like a real living pet i
can get any pet i want this is great pigs jake what's going on brother fix this i
can get a pet a real pet real life pet what is wrong with you two well good thing
for you logan i pre-dressed last night and create so i'm ready to go jake's
obviously not in sound mind right now but if you guys are new to the channel make sure
to subscribe hit the like button and say what in the comments down below so as of right
now my first pick is probably a horse gotcha but then after a horse maybe a tiger or giraffe
if they have one i don't know where we're gonna put the giraffes it's got a really long neck
or a panda i don't know i'm like so excited having a pet is a lot like having a baby it
requires all of us to work together as parents all four of us with our unique talents phil
you are skilled at cleaning the pet's poo yeah break the window what are we gonna name
it phil no phil jr no senior see what happened was logan saw me in 2022 he said jake right
there he's responsible he deserves a pet so if you guys at home are looking to get a pet from
your parents show them how responsible you are jake you sleep in every day you leave poo
in the toilet yes but i sleep in responsibly what about the pool in the toilets there's
no poo in the toilets guys yeah there is this is always fake news guys why are we stopping
at mcdonald's we came here for one reason that's to get me a pet not mcdonald's no pet hey can i
get 30 uh chicken nuggets no three mcflurries uh in a small fry say we're going mcdonald's might as
well load up with mcdonald's who needs 30 nuggets okay hey chicken nuggets let's go logan you can't bring nuggets into the store
dude you mix the nugget with the mcflurry logan i don't think that fish is the
right option for me i don't exactly like going in water and i mean if i start
swimming around these guys they might swim in the places i don't want them to
no i think we go for something more furry dude some of these fish are awesome i think
these are free samples they're just in a cup i don't think that's true but have you ever
wanted to eat a dog bone or is that just me look davis's experienced level beginner look
at him oh he's so cute hey buddy we are not getting a snake why not a snake logan what's
wrong with snakes they're furry they're fluffy it's a bird what if it flies away dude these are like mini house hippopotamuses
hey buddy they're skinny pigs i didn't know this but if you ever wanted to see what a baby
pig looks like this is what they look like and then they grow to pig size yo this is like the
fluffiest little guinea pig ever i think that's it i think we call them cookies and cream so uh
what are you thinking jake i don't know man to be honest with you uh this place kind of sucks
not the biggest selection i wanted a horse i wanted it's the biggest pet store we have yeah but
where the horses were the tigers we want you can sam over here best i got is a little turpy bird
take it two minutes ago you were in love with a hamster and you wanted it that was a syrian
guinea pig but if i get one chance at getting an animal i know that i should go big which is
why maybe i open my own pet store i love all the animals snakes rabbits tigers bears i'm gonna
open my own pet store are you with me are you out all right we're doing it guys we will show up
petsmart no you are not the greatest pet store the only problem is we're probably gonna need a lot
of supplies if we're building our own pet store so guys we should go back in and get pet supplies
but after that we're never coming back here all right guys check it out this is going to
be the place we build papa jake's pets psp no wow i am not good at grammar we are going to
be turning this massive box fort into the ultimate pet store we are going to have real people
come in here and buy it what are you doing nothing but here's the catch we're gonna have
some of the coolest pets that you have never seen before there's always another catch
and i know just the guy to do it phil i'm trying these cracks for the shop phil oh daddy what are you guys if we're gonna do this
we gotta work together look a pet store isn't a pet store without animals phil
do you think you can find us some very exotic and awesome animals i know a guy all right guys so
check it out the papa jake's pets store is finally complete so the box fort pet store is complete we
built it but jake where are the animals they're coming logan phil's guy is delivering them one
at a time hopefully they're not using dhl because those animals are not going to come in one shape
he's an animal see i got the first stain ears are so flappy what is it so soft is it a cat no it's
a bunny it's an easter bunny he's got the biggest big ears do you see poo chocolate when it poos
phil you should taste it make sure it's chocolate that looks like a cat funny phil that's
not no it's not a cat it's a piece of fur it's a bunny i'm telling
you this is got a face and this is the fluffiest thing i've ever held in
my entire life i told you this is the best day of my life i get all the animals oh jake we're
selling these animals guys as we get new animals in the store be sure to leave a comment down
below which one is your favorite because i think phil has a lot more coming furball flat
flap black black you can't do that no flap flap don't go in there no don't mess with fluffy
you flat flap work on making chocolate eggs jake i'm freaking out i'm
freaking out [ __ ] free snakes oh i'm gonna call these guys the caffeine
brothers because they are jumpy i'm sure those aren't bunnies and those are
ferrous because these are jumping around like bunnies that thing's not moving it looks
like a pillow he looks just like the pillow he's just escaped he's escaped okay he's stopping jake we are not equipped this
is why we're not supposed to have a pet store the pet store logan ah no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh logan phil the hairy snake is touching the pillow
phil you didn't do a good job at taping this box what do you want me to do we can't run
a pet store all right back in back in yo hey oh what is that this right here that's a bunny is it chinchilla no it's a bunny it can
jump up to six feet what does that mean it is pretty cute it's definitely very fluffy
again guys let us know in the comments which one you think is the best also let us
little phil's lying to us and some of these animals are not what he's saying
here it's like a pokemon go pikachu go this is awesome i think this is going to be
like my like a piece of clothing i put on that's so bad that's awful no no no no i meant
like like he'll be my sidekick that sits on my shoulder like a piece of clothes they're alive
like what it's gonna live on my shoulder okay oh yeah what's up this is my bro up here jumpy
all right guys this is turning more into a zoo than a pet store we gotta get our act together
jake everyone is where they should be one of the caffeine brothers is under the blanket but that's
okay i think he likes it logan can i talk to you for a minute yeah what's up i'm gonna need your
help oh guys we haven't escaped jake it's okay yeah sorry um i'm way too scared of this next
damn little you're gonna need to go get it yo yo i don't know about
this oh that is a snake bruh i don't think we're prepared i do
not like snakes no i didn't want one this is a big snake it's a bowl constrictor
is this a full constrictor i don't know but it looks like it's going to kill
you is it poisonous got a black tongue that means it's poisonous logan do
not come close but i say it's safe right jake jake i feel his tail moving it's starting to
get kind of tight around my neck what if he goes in there and he's fluffy why don't we just let
him back into the wild preferably our neighbor's garage and we'll go from there i think he's really
nice jake he's wrapping himself around me like a big hug why is your face turning around jake
he's going inside my sweater yeah dude he's gonna be get himself at all all right for now logan why
don't we put him in the super secure pen we'll leave him in there until someone if anyone
wants to buy this yeah running a pet store is a lot of work guys you gotta look after the
pets you gotta feed the pets we gotta stop the pets from fighting each other they're actually
like pokemon out here they're going on battles okay the snake is in solitary
confinement do we have any other animals what is that phil that's a skunk
oh no no no guys guys guys they're being just don't startle it phil that thing goes off and
sprays us it's a bomb though this operation's over look logan's caught the hang of it doesn't
smell yet it will look at those little ears i don't think they're allowed to be pets all
right little skunky we're gonna be best friends oh logan jake i'm glad you finally like him cause
guess what we got two more oh my those have peed and pooed everywhere oh my wow phil they have
really oh wow all right guys i think it is finally time that we can open up the papa jake pet store
jake i have one more animal i bring you a parrot okay we are a legit pet store apparently he can
talk look at him and he eats cheerios just like us he doesn't talk phil he does are you sure he
talks hello phil my chinchilla talks more than this parrot hello what's going on parrot no phil
it doesn't talk but oh it's fine we can still have a parrot it's a really cool animal we'll just have
to say it's a non-talking parrot i didn't want to stay in front of phil logan but we got a serious
problem with this parent dude what's wrong with the parrot he doesn't talk no one wants a parrot
that doesn't talk dude that is not true i got someone right now who will buy a pair i mean at
this point logan he's basically a glorified pigeon are you kidding look at those colors he's
beautiful yeah yeah no i got one i got a pair big sanding all right this is so exciting
yes everyone in their places chinchilla ferrets everyone calm down go into the door hello and
welcome to papa jake's pet shop guys i need a talented bird for my animal talent show that i
plan on running i'm looking for the perfect parrot i am so sorry we have other animals such as
chinchillas and long neck snake things literally when i called i asked for parrots not ferrets
we have one parrot but he's kind of broken so you do have parrots not just ferrets we do have
parrots we do have parrots he wants a parrot he's never made that noise before he
doesn't talk he wants it for a talent show hey are you the bird that doesn't talk hi oh my gosh can you cough what she does
sound effects does she sing i don't know phil you weren't lying it's a real
parrot i thought you was a pigeon she does opera gee this parrot's awesome can
talk maybe he was just scared because of logan one last thing she has to like hockey
girly scopes oh i'm soul how much is she i i don't even know oh my gosh she's a sport
lover but we never even discussed prices i don't even know how much you sell animals for
i don't know she was pretty expensive how much did you buy these for i don't know it was all on
your visa how much phil there were a couple zeros how did she know she knows everything
uh the birthday singing is an extra fee uh so all together that'll be six hundred dollars i have a cheerio that also will work
you know what that quickly fly away did we just get a board stolen away from us look
the parrot might be gone at least we got a cheerio that pair was really cool though yeah i mean
you couldn't talk to us so whatever it's fine logan your friend still won't pair it from us
but we're gonna let that slide everyone has issues like that i don't really know what's
going on right now i'm a bit confused this is kind of like running the mcdonald's
all over again i don't think it's going that great okay it's fine it's fine everyone's
pulled together is that thing on fire i don't know what is going on what is
that noise yeah i get the brian shield did you know he was in danger but with animals
running around how do you think it's going i mean it's hard dude like having an animal
store how are we supposed to sell a snake no no jumpy we're not gonna eat
the snake sup principal pete sir thank you so much for coming to papa
jake's pet store and incorporated wow you're very strong ripping my hand
uh i need a pet that's strong big and kind of scary for the kids
i know exactly what you need flappy this is what they call the cadillac of bunnies
high performance extreme fluffiness and has a face that will scare any child why are you scaring
child although that's very cute it's not what i need jake what about the snake i need something
scary big slimy kind of green maybe yellow maybe black i don't know why are you trying to scare
kids are you actually you know what never mind phil get the snake you're a new pet oh yeah oh
that's what i'm talking about now is that strong for you that's scary and strong why is it looking
at me like this no no that's a good statement yeah that is a good thing okay wrap it around my arm i
will definitely scare children have you never read a pet store before oh my gosh the chinchilla
is out uh just one second jumpy dummy 280 and she's all yours she also can probably crack
nutcrackers open for you like a nutcracker when you got crack the nut open yeah this snake looks
sufficient enough for me i think that'll just do just fine all right thanks for the business thanks
for the snake guys the snake's gone we did it guys all right i'm back what'd i miss you're gonna be
so proud we just sold the steak what snake's gone our third customer where's jake he who's going
to find you hello there oh do you need a hand yes please my name is miss mcgillicuddy
miss mcgillicuddy nice to see you again i saw there was a pet store and as an old lady
i'm very lonely well you've come to the right place we got lots of fuzzy animals that will keep
you company let me just come around the front oh oh my gosh someone's attacking me that was great take a reset got lots of fuzzy animals here check
it out i'm curious about this horse that's a bunny what can i ride the bunny definitely not with
your weight okay there's nothing in this one we have been selling animals they are flying off
the shelf we got a chinchilla here that's a mouse and i will not own them what about the caffeine
brothers what are they why are they so long it kind of feels like a snake no we just
sold the snake unfortunately i don't want snakes either are you sure this is even real i
need like something like a cat do you have cats perfect show me the way right over
here we have our beautiful cats right in there those arm are majestic
cats and very well trained do they meow yeah that's a cat skunk if you want a cat
by all means oh wow they smell a little bit they do smell a little skunky phil can you
help me bring it to my car okay do something new every day you don't pick up a skunk cat
daddy day every day you keep saying skunk but there's no skunks here no these are beautiful
cats okay cat oh kitty cat oh oh are you sure you know what you're doing phil just pick it
up like a baby are you licensed cat sellers there you go your very own cat i'm gonna
name you oreo because you're beautiful and sweet and you have beautiful cat feet
here you go look at his feet if you're coming home to a new home better than
this place this place is horrible okay all right i'm back what i miss why is the skunk
out he actually just sold one jake what how did he sell a skunk miss mcgill cuddy she thought it was
a cat it was awesome you sold a skunk to an old lady and told her it was a cat all right well guys
i think this is where we are going to wrap up papa jake's pet store i hope you guys enjoyed the video
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